Houseplants and Their F*****-Up Thoughts. (Ps. they hate you)

Renowned botanist, soil balance and moisture expert, plant psychology enthusiast, and five-time recipient of Plant Weekly's "Most Emotionally Balanced Garden" award, Carlyle Christoff is considered by many in the Botano-psych community to be “the voice” on plant thoughts and behaviour. After attending a prestigious Ivy League school, Christoff spent several years in rainforest plant communication intensives in Southeast Asia as well as Central and South America where he learned the secret language of humanity’s green cohabitants of Planet Earth.